[The journal's recording function activates, catching the tail end of a light snore. A long, contented yawn follows it.] Ah, that was a nice nap! I had a weird dream, though... [There's some rustling, probably of clothes, blankets, or both.] I dreamt that I turned in... to... ...my mom?

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AAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!

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